Walter: Mom, I love sugar. Do you know why I love sugar?
Sarah: Why?
Walter: Because it's so tasty!
Lars: Do you want Jesus to HIT your ARMPIT?!?
Walter: I prayed to Heavenly Father that he would turn my pencil into a magic wand.
Lars: I need to do it because I'm a great doing-er.
AJ walks away.
Lars: I need help!
Sarah: Does Jesus want you to hit people?
Walter: No.
Sarah: Does Jesus want you to hit people?
Lars: ...Yeeaah. [smirks]
Grandma Williams: Thank you, Honey.
Walter: You can call me Grand...honey.