september quotes

Walter:  Knock knock.
AJ:  Who's there?
Walter:  Dragon.
AJ:  Dragon who?
Walter:  Walter.

Lars:  Do genies Have green tookers [penises]?
Sarah:  Maybe?
Lars:  Yeah.  They do.

Walter:  Dad, you are the coolest for telling me about lettuce!

Walter:  I did not go to school today.
Sarah: Oh, really?
Walter:  Yeah, I got on the bus and learned something then it took me home.

Sarah:  That's rude!
Lars:  No, because it's funny!

Lars:  I poop and poop and poop [...] and poop and poop and then it hits the ceiling! [manic laughter]

Marian Turns One

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walter Goes to Kindergarten